that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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