...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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