Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I looked at my own cervix.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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