actually, I'm a sock model
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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