I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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