you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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