Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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