If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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