I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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