Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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