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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level

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(727): View more from Florida

Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick

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(858): View more from California

Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit

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(719): View more from Colorado

How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.

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