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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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