a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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