there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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