I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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