Your tits are I can't wait for
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Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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