My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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