No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
nutella sex= disaster
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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