so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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