So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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