What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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