After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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