question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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