So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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