I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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