I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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