she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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