He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize