I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I have post one night stand depression
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