He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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