If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You pole danced in your parka.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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