Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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