The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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