Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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