is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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