i permit you to call me
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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