I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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