I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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