we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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