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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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• (936): View more from Texas

  My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow

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• (679): View more from Michigan

  I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.

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