i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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