Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.

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(516): View more from New York

i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor

(1-516): View more from New York

did you bang her?

(516): View more from New York

seriously?

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(989): View more from Michigan

in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call

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