So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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