So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Randomize
