I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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