You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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