Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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