I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
