If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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