i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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