Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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