Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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