I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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