from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize