it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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