The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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