We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
