My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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