what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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