Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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