I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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