I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
try to milk me bitch
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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